The most creative, funny, clever, ridiculous, ... library names!

Over the years I found and used libraries with pretty creative names. Obvious names like hex or http are fine and all, but if a library name makes me chuckle, that's already an immediate win :D

Since there doesn't seem to be an existing list of such libraries, let's just collect on here! Please suggest libraries with creative/funny/clever names in the comments :)

Examples I can think of:

• mitochondria: "Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the Cell"
• anyhow: error handling library
• tungstenite: "Lightweight stream-based WebSocket implementation. It's formerly WS2, the 2nd implementation of WS. WS2 is the chemical formula of tungsten disulfide, the tungstenite mineral.\