Introducing json_preprocessor

Do you ever feel like your json files need a bit more to make them interesting? Do you crave job security? Introducing json_preprocessor, sometimes shortened to jsonpp. It is a functional interpreted programming language that evaluates to JSON.

Find it on GitHub and crates.io.

This is not a real tool, it's a joke I spent a bit of time on, please for the love of god don't use it.